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Magic Spoon Cereal Ad (Cannibal Bit)
from #221 - Epstein's Favorite Podcast | The Tim Dillon Show · #221
3 min
SponsorMagic Spoon
A Magic Spoon cereal read that spirals into an elaborate fake confession that Tim used to be a cannibal until the cereal saved him, with police accepting his confession.
- Magic Spoon cereal is a no-sugar, low-carb keto alternative that replicates flavors like Fruity Pebbles and Reese's Puffs without kicking you out of ketosis.
- Tim reveals he was a cannibal before Magic Spoon, used to eat people he killed—hookers and truckers—and cook their flesh.
- After trying Magic Spoon cereal, Tim stopped murdering and eating people.
- When Tim confessed to police, they told him everyone has moments they're not proud of, then all shared Magic Spoon cereal together.
- Magic Spoon is now the official cereal of the police, and a dollar from every box goes to Derek Chauvin's legal fund.
- Tim clarifies none of that is true except the cannibal part—he really did eat people.
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