News · moment 5 of 24
Melania's Leaked Phone Call and Feeling Bad for Billionaires
from #220 - Hail Mary | The Tim Dillon Show · #220
7 min
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Tim discusses a leaked Melania Trump phone call where she complains about doing Christmas decorations while being blamed for migrant children in cages, and riffs extensively on the transactional nature of her marriage to Trump and life as a put-upon billionaire's wife.
- White people love eating spicy food because it makes them feel ethnic.
- Melania Trump was caught on a leaked phone call complaining about Christmas decorations.
- Tim sympathizes with Melania being locked in a golden tower by a billionaire who cheats on her.
- If Donald Trump owned a plumbing company, he wouldn't be married to Melania Trump.
- Melania thought the White House was a dump when she first arrived.
- Donald and Melania have a deep affection for the poor despite living in an opulent gold fortress on Fifth Avenue.
- Tim often feels bad for billionaires because all their problems are just annoying inconveniences.
- A billionaire learns their friend was running a human trafficking ring and treats it as a minor annoyance.
- Real estate has moved on—you can do better than the White House by watching Million Dollar Listing.
- Melania is disgusted by the idea of American tourists taking daily tours through the White House.