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A Day of Apocalyptic News: Parkland Deepfake, Earthquakes, and Trump's COVID

from #220 - Hail Mary | The Tim Dillon Show · #220

5 min

Tim recaps the surreal day's news all at once — the reanimated Parkland victim PSA, election irregularities, California earthquakes, mediocre hot chicken, and now Trump hospitalized — declaring it a uniquely insane confluence of events.

In this bit9 moments
  • Tim woke up to a deepfake video of a murdered Parkland student delivering an anti-gun PSA.
  • Voting irregularities are already appearing weeks into absentee voting while trust in institutions hits record lows.
  • Earthquakes near Tim's home in California's desert could indicate a larger quake coming.
  • Tim defends Melania Trump as a tough Eastern European while comparing her to being shipped over in a crate.
  • The country is on the verge of civil war, cold war with China, trade war, and endless grift all in October.
  • Trump could die during one of Tim's comedy shows, creating an awkward situation if a heckler made a joke about it.
  • Tim would stop the show if Trump died, citing tragic developments, but still try to sell merchandise outside.
  • Tim compares the current moment to the chaotic Willy Wonka boat ride scene.
  • YouTube will take all the money because the Wonka scene is copyrighted.
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