Majoring in Sports Like Majoring in Tits

• 31:45Tim complains about a young guy who adopts a serious tone when discussing sports, as if sharing essential wisdom about teams he doesn't play for or make money from.
• 32:24Men treat sports the way women treat fashion—everyone likes it, everyone thinks there's a job in it, but most won't become Dave Portnoy or Tory Burch.
• 32:49Majoring in sports is like majoring in tits: everybody likes both, but liking something doesn't make it a viable career path.
• 33:13Hot women like fashion because they like looking hot, not because fashion is actually a job, though some rare cases like Melania exist.
• 33:29Tim describes someone he knew who majored in exercise science—essentially majoring in the elliptical or jerking off an ex-major league baseball player.
• 33:51Sports medicine as a major: what is it actually about, just applying knee cream to things?
• 34:11Studying fitness, treadmills, weight training, and the ketogenic diet—these don't constitute an actual major, and the people pursuing them aren't particularly intelligent.

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