Closing Riff: Freedom, a Nuclear Cat, and Independence Day Sign-Off

• 1:26:35Tim defends doing comedy for influencers in a backyard because it's about freedom.
• 1:26:56He's willing to risk COVID by performing in Dallas, accepting he might die and stop reading tweets.
• 1:27:08Tim argues that policing language and thoughts like the Stasi makes the country not worth defending.
• 1:27:33Celebrities and wealthy people shouldn't get to judge his material while he performs in their spaces.
• 1:28:33A gray cat possesses seven Soviet nuclear weapons and has a plan to detonate them.
• 1:29:22Tim tells socialists in his audience to embrace country music and take over the country.
• 1:29:41He jokes about giving antifa addresses before clarifying he's on coke and kidding.
• 1:30:05Vote if you want, but otherwise go to the creek and find Jesus—nobody cares.
• 1:30:20Fight for your rights like protesting Jack in the Box about garlic butter on cheeseburgers.
• 1:30:35Closing message: fight for your goddamn rights before signing off.

Martina McBrideAndy Kinler