ad · moment 15 of 19
Keeps Hair Loss Ad
from #219 - The Gates Of Hell | The Tim Dillon Show · #219
3 min
SponsorKeeps
Ad read for Keeps hair loss treatment, including a joke about treating his body like a temple compared to a Tamil Tigers meeting site.
- Tim opens on the identity crisis of baldness and how hair loss defines people in their 20s and 30s.
- Keeps offers online doctor visits and FDA-approved hair loss medication delivered home every three months.
- Generic versions of name-brand treatments cost less but contain the same active ingredients.
- Results take four to six months, so acting fast preserves more hair overall.
- Tim pivots to his own physical maintenance routine, comparing his body care to a Tamil Tigers temple in Sri Lanka.
- He calls the joke intellectual gatekeeping, suggesting some viewers lack the brain to understand it.
- Visit keeps.com slash Tim Dillon for the first month free—the actual pitch with his affiliate link.
- Tim expands the pitch to include buying Keeps as a gift for others or even throwing it away to support the show.