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LA Firefighters Are Lazy and Maybe Starting Fires on Purpose
from #218 - Fake Business | The Tim Dillon Show · #218
5 min
Tim rants that LA's fire department is incompetent, joking that firefighters are jealous of cops getting attention so they're secretly lighting fires, and that putting out a fire is as simple as water and a hose.
- LA fire department is incompetent and lazy, making progress only by accident.
- Tim spots firefighters standing idle on a suburban street with nothing to do.
- Firefighters are starting the fires themselves to get attention because cops are getting all the coverage.
- Extinguishing fires is simple: point a hose at it and put water on it.
- Everything now is about drama and making things seem harder than they are.
- Tim realizes mid-bit that he actually believes what he's saying about firefighter incompetence.
- Solution: make everything wet so it can't catch fire, like having a water gun fight.
- These fires go on for weeks; firefighters must be enjoying watching things burn.
- Questioning what kind of person becomes a firefighter—someone who likes heat?
- Newsom should throw the fire department under the bus and admit they're incompetent.
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