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Ridge Wallet: Guns, Sanitizer, and Rich's Dad Ignoring the Promo Code
from #218 - Fake Business | The Tim Dillon Show · #218
3 min
SponsorRidge Wallet
A rambling Ridge Wallet ad that veers into gun jokes and mock outrage, ending with Tim complaining his father bought four wallets without using his promo code.
- Tim wakes up every day with a level of self-hatred toward himself, family, and friends.
- Ridge wallet's minimal front pocket design streamlines what he carries daily.
- Tim takes his titanium wallet to the lake and reflects on living in a country where all the news is fake.
- He says metal feels good, though not as good as guns, and admits he loves shooting guns at people who look different.
- The wallet is small, metal, and easy to sanitize with hand sanitizer right in your pocket without anyone knowing you have it.
- Tim criticizes people who haven't bought Ridge wallets yet, calling them dumb and cruel for using leather wallets made from skinned animals.
- His idiot father bought four Ridge wallets but didn't use Tim's promo code, which Tim sees as a deliberate way to screw him.
- Final pitch: don't have a bulging wallet in your front pocket when people come to kill you.