rant · moment 18 of 29
Kesha's Music and Suny School Girls
from #217 - Cuties | The Tim Dillon Show · #217
3 min
Tim riffs extensively on Kesha's 'Tik Tok' being the anthem of unattractive party girls at SUNY schools, and mocks Miranda Cosgrove and iCarly-era Nickelodeon.
- Kesha sang 'Tick Tock,' the anthem of fat freckled Irish women at SUNY New Paltz trying to get sex at 3am.
- Tim notes Kesha wanted hot people dancing to her music but instead inspired overweight women instead.
- Those women still tag each other on Facebook with the song, linking to photos shot from above to hide what's beneath the head.
- The 'tick tock' sound is just their heartbeat, Tim says.
- Tim demands where the adults are and calls for Candace Owens and the exhumed corpse of William F. Buckley.
- He didn't have cable growing up because his parents survived 9/11 and didn't get the good shows and movies.
- Tim acknowledges it's sad Pete Davidson's dad was killed in 9/11 but admits it hasn't worked out horribly for him.
- Kesha and all the women he's mentioned seemed lovely, but Tim doesn't understand this world or what iCarly is about.
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