rant · moment 1 of 29
Watching Duncan the Bulldog
from #217 - Cuties | The Tim Dillon Show · #217
1 min
Tim explains he's dog-sitting his friend's bulldog Duncan after promising to do so when the friend had a baby, and riffs on how physically absurd bulldogs are as a breed.
- Tim promised to take his friend's dog when the baby arrived, then forgot about it until his friend actually called him in LA
- He honored the commitment and now has a bulldog that destroys everything
- Tim describes bulldogs as little hippopotamuses that can barely breathe, walk, or procreate