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California Wildfires and the Coming Digital Bunker Life

from #217 - Cuties | The Tim Dillon Show · #217

2 min

Tim describes the unbearable California wildfire smoke, predicts society retreating indoors permanently into digital life with Amazon deliveries, and jokes about future resource-based 'districts' like Hunger Games.

In this bit7 moments
  • Tim ready to stop leaving his house due to California wildfires and ash in the air making outside unbearable
  • Cell phone towers burning means the outside world becomes purely annoying, forcing everyone into digital existence
  • Future life will be Amazon deliveries, Netflix, and staying home because leaving in a hazmat suit makes no sense
  • When the country divides into resource-based quadrants like District Nine, Tim just hopes he ends up in a good one
  • AOC will eventually become a queen in the dystopian districts, just like in The Hunger Games
  • California wildfires are worse than ever—breathing outside feels like sitting in a campfire
  • Everyone virtue signals on social media with red sky photos and climate change warnings, but it's too late anyway
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