rant · moment 12 of 29
The Lost Wedding Gift and Baby Gift Dilemma
from #217 - Cuties | The Tim Dillon Show · #217
1 min
Tim jokes about a wedding gift to Ben that was supposedly lost in the mail due to COVID, then wonders what to get his friend's new baby, riffing on savings bonds and America's decline.
- Ben doesn't believe Tim sent him and his wife a wedding present that was lost in the mail because of COVID.
- Tim won't reveal what the gift was because Ben would feel so guilty about doubting him that he'd offer to work on the show for free forever.
- Tim considers what to give as a baby gift—savings bond, mutual fund, or something from China—and questions whether any investment will be worth anything anyway.
- Tim suggests giving a kid a savings bond to cash in when they go to college, right when they can't breathe anymore from the economy collapsing.