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Nobody Actually Wants the Vaccine Needle

from #216 - A Good Deal | The Tim Dillon Show · #216

2 min

He riffs on how everyone supports the idea of a coronavirus vaccine existing but nobody personally wants to be first in line for the shot, joking about Bill and Melinda Gates and giving it to "the others."

In this bit7 moments
  • Tim has never gotten a flu vaccine and has never had the flu.
  • He's made a personal decision not to get the coronavirus vaccine, acknowledging he may regret it later.
  • Everyone wants other people to get vaccinated so they can go to dinner, just not themselves.
  • He imagines the coronavirus vaccine as an abstract concept he'll read about in the news, not something he'll actually get.
  • The vaccine is a positive idea for society overall, but Tim doesn't want to personally be one of the first trial subjects.
  • Tim suggests the elderly and people with pre-existing conditions should get it first to see if it works.
  • He clarifies he's not making a racial statement when he says 'the others.'
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Bill and Melinda Gates

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