rant · moment 15 of 17
Why a Guy Like Me Should Never Be on a Bike
from #215 - Petty Little Pig | The Tim Dillon Show · #215
3 min
He riffs on how riding a bike (which he did for the first time) makes him look like a man who just committed a horrible crime, extending into a bit about a father explaining this to his son at little league.
- Tim just did something horrible and is on his way to do something horrible.
- Tim has friends who don't realize they're fat, and they don't understand their own condition.
- Friend claims she's fat because she's producing too much cortisol and has Cushing's syndrome or Cuffing syndrome.
- Tim points out they just spent seven minutes talking about a muffin, then she blames a medical syndrome for her weight.
- Do you respect anyone on a bike? Nobody wants to spend time with people on bikes.
- Tim doesn't like guys on skateboards, scooters, or hoverboards unless they're the appropriate age for it.
- Someone saw Tim on a bike and thought he just did something horrible, like he's never going to unsee what he did.
- Dialogue of a parent telling their kid that the man on the bike just did a horrible thing and can't undo it.
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