rant · moment 19 of 20
Jake Paul and TikTokers as the New Founding Fathers
from #214 - Meatball's Mayhem | The Tim Dillon Show · #214
4 min
Tim declares Jake Paul and Team 10 more significant than the founding fathers, imagining a paramilitary alliance with partying TikTokers to resist lockdown authority, including a fantasy of them storming Mayor Garcetti's lawn.
- Team 10 and TikTokers are the real Americans now, not nurses and doctors.
- Tim's had enough with the military and emotional investment in current wars.
- Jake Paul and Team 10 will save the country by partying and breaking unjust laws.
- Resistance won't come from the polite middle class; it'll come from rich young kids with fast cars and no respect.
- When authorities cut power to those kids' house, they should have stormed the mayor's lawn instead.
- TikTokers should have partied on Mayor Garcetti's lawn making content and told him Los Angeles is built on sacrifice to ancient gods.
- Denying young people the chance to be ridiculous for money denies the entire ethos of Los Angeles, a city literally on fire most of the year.
- Tim plans to join forces with these people to form a paramilitary unit engaged in what he calls freedom fighting and the FBI calls domestic terrorism.