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Jake Paul and TikTokers as the New Founding Fathers

from #214 - Meatball's Mayhem | The Tim Dillon Show · #214

4 min

Tim declares Jake Paul and Team 10 more significant than the founding fathers, imagining a paramilitary alliance with partying TikTokers to resist lockdown authority, including a fantasy of them storming Mayor Garcetti's lawn.

In this bit8 moments
  • Team 10 and TikTokers are the real Americans now, not nurses and doctors.
  • Tim's had enough with the military and emotional investment in current wars.
  • Jake Paul and Team 10 will save the country by partying and breaking unjust laws.
  • Resistance won't come from the polite middle class; it'll come from rich young kids with fast cars and no respect.
  • When authorities cut power to those kids' house, they should have stormed the mayor's lawn instead.
  • TikTokers should have partied on Mayor Garcetti's lawn making content and told him Los Angeles is built on sacrifice to ancient gods.
  • Denying young people the chance to be ridiculous for money denies the entire ethos of Los Angeles, a city literally on fire most of the year.
  • Tim plans to join forces with these people to form a paramilitary unit engaged in what he calls freedom fighting and the FBI calls domestic terrorism.
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