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The Cuomo Crime Family and the Southampton Bathing Corp
from #214 - Meatball's Mayhem | The Tim Dillon Show · #214
5 min
Tim riffs extensively on the Cuomo family as a 'crime family,' mocks Chris Cuomo's wife Christina's membership in the elite Southampton Bathing Corp, and describes walking uninvited through the exclusive beach club.
- Tim criticized Governor Cuomo on the biggest podcast in the world, and his tent show got shut down hours before he was supposed to perform.
- The Cuomos are a crime family that chose to run New York instead of a trucking company.
- Chris Cuomo's wife is a member of the Southampton Bathing Corp, but Tim says you can't wash the ethnic identity out of your dress.
- The Southampton Bathing Corp is one of the oldest and most prestigious beach clubs in the world, filled with 800 of the wealthiest families.
- WASPs at the club drive old beater cars because showing up in a Lamborghini or Bugatti would be seen as grotesque.
- The major difference between this beach club and regular beaches is that people were actually reading age-appropriate books instead of trashy romance novels or tween fiction.
- There were no boom boxes, no loud music, no potato chips, and no cheese doodles at the Southampton Bathing Corp—it was all quiet reading and conversation.
- Chris Cuomo claimed he never had COVID-19 while his wife was a member of the Southampton Bathing Corp.
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