rant · moment 32 of 33

South Padre Island vs. Clearwater Beach

from #213 - Who's Gonna Put You In Jail | The Tim Dillon Show · #213

2 min

Tim and crew look up photos comparing the grim Gulf of Mexico beaches at South Padre/Galveston to the much nicer Clearwater Beach, Florida, while plugging upcoming sold-out Florida shows in a tent.

In this bit6 moments
  • South Padre Island doesn't look that bad compared to what his parents took him to as a kid.
  • Tim reacts in horror to photos of Clearwater Beach lined with Courtyard by Marriott hotels and dredging equipment.
  • Gulf of Mexico water is disgusting, nothing like the actual nice beaches.
  • Clearwater Beach in Florida is his spot—white sand, nice condo situation on the west coast.
  • Tim's Florida shows sold out so quickly and will take place in a tent in a parking lot.
  • He wants to do at least one tent show just to understand what performing stand-up in a tent is like.
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Clearwater BeachSaint Petersburg BeachSouth Padre IslandCourtyard by MarriottEnchanted Forest

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