rant · moment 27 of 33
"One of My Best Friends Is..." Bit
from #213 - Who's Gonna Put You In Jail | The Tim Dillon Show · #213
3 min
Tim runs a bit claiming to have a best friend from every group (Jewish, Muslim, non-binary, Black Lives Matter, a cop named Derek Chauvin, a DA) to justify making jokes about all of them.
- Tim opens the "one of my best friends is" bit by claiming a Jewish friend, then walks it back saying he's not actually a best friend.
- Describes the website guy as looking like a tiny uncooked shrimp and a mollusk.
- Pivots to claiming a Muslim best friend named Muhammad, then admits he doesn't actually know anyone by that name.
- Claims a non-binary best friend whose name is Star.
- Names a Black Lives Matter activist as a best friend, hesitating to say the name because it sounds racist.
- The name is Shakita Heeda, then compares her to Megan the Stallion.
- Claims a cop best friend named Derek Chauvin, the Minneapolis officer from the George Floyd case.
- Adds a district attorney to the list of best friends before trailing off into the closing.
- Tim ends the bit asking to see his own work and get the films he's entitled to.