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BlueChew and the Neighbor With an Arsenal of Guns
from #213 - Who's Gonna Put You In Jail | The Tim Dillon Show · #213
5 min
SponsorBlueChew
Tim reads the BlueChew ad and spins into an elaborate fantasy about admitting erectile problems to an armed neighbor that escalates into an absurd sexual scenario.
- Tim was almost the spokesman for Dior instead of taking this ad.
- He claims he was the inspiration for Prada when they started doing leather.
- Tim insists he was the inspiration for Oscar de la Renta's spring line in 1996.
- He imagines being at Vogue with Anna Wintour instead of doing this BlueChew ad.
- The neighbor reveals he has an arsenal of guns and expects shit to get real soon.
- Tim describes a scenario where you give your neighbor BlueChew and end up sexually involved at gunpoint.
- The orgasm is so intense it produces young, viscous come that turns into diamonds.
- None of this happens because the BlueChew arrives in a discreet package.
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