rant · moment 23 of 33
The Cyclone Roller Coaster Would Break Under Us
from #213 - Who's Gonna Put You In Jail | The Tim Dillon Show · #213
2 min
Tim jokes about how he and Ray Kump would physically destroy the old wooden Cyclone coaster if they rode it, and mocks a photo that appears to have a photoshopped rider.
- Ticket scalpers target people frustrated by long lines, using the "sick kid" pitch to unload tickets.
- Tim tries to offload tickets at the Cyclone roller coaster but discovers the scalped tickets aren't valid for that ride.
- The scammer's son's reaction when his dad has to hand back twenty dollars — the mark became the marked.
- At Broadway you have to sit silently while people mock you; at Coney Island you can scream at them and point directly.