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Jake Paul's Arsenal and the FBI Raid
from #212 - Barnyard Creature | The Tim Dillon Show · #212
5 min
Tim commends Jake Paul for stockpiling guns after an FBI raid tied to a mall riot, fantasizes about being his court jester when society collapses, and riffs on TikTokers surviving the apocalypse.
- Tim pitches a 9/11 investigation class he'd teach instead of standard curriculum.
- Jake Paul owns an arsenal and the FBI raided his mansion over mall riot involvement.
- Tim says to go bigger: get nukes, chemical weapons, experiment with bat coronaviruses.
- Tim offers himself as Jake Paul's jester to laugh at in the coming city collapse.
- Charlie D'Amelio will have a moated house with alligators that torch intruders when society falls.
- Tim argues they should expand Jake's arsenal with a small bioweapons lab on the property.
- Jake succeeded by ignoring teachers and pursuing YouTube, not books or authority.
- TikTok girls auto-tune songs where they're just sad and can't actually sing.
- Tim volunteers to join Jake Paul's loosely formed militia the FBI is investigating.
- Jake Paul has a better position on violence than Joe Biden—he actually disavows chaos and looting.