A History of Terrible Roommates

• 1:09:04Tim recalls roommates he's lived with, some liked him and some did not.
• 1:09:22Woman in Brooklyn was terrified of garbage and rats, took three bites of toast and stored it in the fridge.
• 1:10:20First roommate was a recovering meth addict woman married to a man in a gymnasium in Brooklyn, shared a public bathroom and dealt with bed bugs.
• 1:11:10Toast-and-no-garbage roommate was strange, skittish, cat-like, pale, smoked cigarettes and stared at the night sky.
• 1:11:50Tim scraped together $350 from tour tips to finally pay rent, then she called saying it wasn't working out before he could give her the money.
• 1:12:36Aunt Kathleen, a pretend lawyer with an unhooked phone in a basement office, told Tim he had nothing and to get out.
• 1:13:14Roommate Mazin, a Palestinian bartender, accused Tim of short-changing utilities and yelled about not getting the full amount.
• 1:15:14Grandmother on Long Island called him a louse and carnival blocker, told him to get one thing from McDonald's because he's one person.
• 1:15:41Alan in Astoria was a nice guy Tim liked, then Oscar the cat from Instagram who screamed blood-curdling screams and defecated on the floor.
• 1:16:38Latest roommate lasted from January 15th to August 7th, about six months before falling apart overnight.

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