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Birch Gold Group and Patreon Tier Names

from #212 - Barnyard Creature | The Tim Dillon Show · #212

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SponsorBirch Gold Group

Sponsor read urging listeners to move retirement accounts into gold via Birch Gold Group, followed by a mention of the show's Patreon tiers named Skull and Bones and Rothschilds.

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  • Tim recommends moving retirement accounts out of the market and into gold, citing the weakening dollar and upcoming trillion-dollar bailouts.
  • Gold is immediately recognizable and real—you can touch it, bite it, and people even put edible gold flakes on desserts.
  • Birch Gold Group converts Roth IRAs or 401ks into precious metals IRAs with tax-exempt security backing.
  • The rich diversify across metals, stocks, and bonds; regular people stay at the whims of the market with no power.
  • Gold can be shipped to your house or stored somewhere—Tim struggles to remember the word 'trustee' for who holds it.
  • Stocks are about to crash; move retirement savings into gold now, especially if it's your only security.
  • Patreon now has video content, including footage of Jim Baker still selling end-times food buckets while the end times arrive.
  • The two highest Patreon tiers are named Skull and Bones and Rothschilds—the classic conspiracy pipeline from Yale initiation to the final boss.
  • Most people believe everything leads to the Rothschilds, which isn't true but makes for funny tier naming on Patreon.
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