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Waterboarding, the CIA Torture Program, and China/Coronavirus Origin Theory
from #211 - Snubbed | The Tim Dillon Show · #211
2 min
Tim pivots to serious commentary about US torture programs under Cheney/Rumsfeld, then jokes that the US and China jointly created coronavirus and a tell-all book is coming.
- Tim and Jim Norton made it to the final four of TBS's Tournament of Laughs before getting let go from the show.
- Tim recalls his dream when starting comedy: to one day win the Tournament of Laughs on TBS.
- Tim jokes that his actual dream was for a pandemic to hit right as his comedy career took off, shutting everything down so comics could only compete in lo-fi sketches.
- He speculates that the US and China probably invented coronavirus together and will eventually be revealed as collaborators when a book comes out in five years.
- Tim imagines a future photo proof: the US and China eating ramen together at a bio research convention where they casually created coronavirus as a joke.
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