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Herman Cain's Corpse Should Give the RNC Keynote

from #211 - Snubbed | The Tim Dillon Show · #211

5 min

Tim argues Republicans should stop showing righteous indignation over mockery of Herman Cain's COVID death and instead prop up his corpse Weekend at Bernie's-style at Fox News and the RNC.

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  • Trump has kept the country out of wars, except for the civil war that's coming.
  • Republicans lose when they get sensitive and adopt righteous indignation over dead political opponents.
  • When Herman Cain died, the left mocked him for not wearing a mask, and conservatives clutched pearls instead of fighting back.
  • If you refuse to give poor people healthcare, they have every right to mock the graves of their political enemies.
  • When Ruth Bader Ginsburg died, Republicans celebrated because they wanted a conservative who funds ICE on the court.
  • Righteous indignation is what losers adopt when they're about to lose.
  • To beat liberals, prop up Herman Cain's corpse, puppet it on Fox News, and have him deny he's dead.
  • Weekend at Bernie's Herman Cain: move his mouth on Tucker Carlson's show with formaldehyde spray.
  • Trump should bring Herman Cain's corpse to stump speeches to normalize the ghoulish strategy.
  • Make Herman Cain's dead body the keynote speaker at the Republican National Convention since the ship is going down anyway.
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