Bill Clinton, Bill Richardson, and the Newly Named Epstein Associates

• 46:31Alan Dershowitz is such a pedophile, you kind of have to respect how hard in the paint he's going.
• 46:56Dershowitz wrote articles suggesting the age of consent should be lowered while being credibly accused of raping children on an island.
• 47:58Tim jokes that Trump is about to ban TikTok, so if you want to see 16-year-old girls dancing you have to take a plane with Bill Clinton.
• 48:25Bill Clinton is now named in declassified documents by a witness who says he was at Epstein's island with two young women from New York.
• 48:41Other people named in the documents include Alan Dershowitz, New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson, supermarket billionaire Ron Burkle, and Matt Lauer.
• 49:35Ghislaine Maxwell was not only recruiting women, she was abusing them as well, which is a more serious offense she hasn't been charged with.
• 49:53Tim notes these people thought they were going to get away with it and almost did—they're all nearly dead octogenarians.
• 50:51Godfather's Pizza has a mafia name generator where you create mob names using your initials.
• 51:25Tim imagines the delivery driver calling out these mafia names when bringing Godfather's Pizza to someone's trailer.
• 52:16Bill Clinton looks pretty dead—he's gone vegan, can't have sex anymore, and has a heart problem.

Alan DershowitzBill ClintonGhislaine MaxwellWhitney WebbBill RichardsonHerman CainGodfather's PizzaRon BurkleMatt Lauer