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Ridge Wallet, Epstein Documents, and Alan Dershowitz's Op-Ed

from #211 - Snubbed | The Tim Dillon Show · #211

9 min

SponsorRidge Wallet

Tim reads a Ridge Wallet ad that drifts into calling it the "official wallet" of Epstein's island, then transitions into discussing the newly unsealed Epstein documents and Alan Dershowitz's resurfaced op-ed defending lowering the age of consent.

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  • Tim suggests making children fight over gold to toughen them up.
  • Tim predicts the stock market will get shellacked and recommends converting retirement accounts to gold.
  • Tim jokes that Ghislaine Maxwell probably converted her wealth to gold.
  • DuckTales tangent: Tim recalls that Scrooge McDuck swam in a pit of gold, not cash.
  • Tim argues the ducks were comforted by the feeling of gold against their skin, making a case for owning physical gold.
  • Ridge Wallet pitch: minimal front-pocket wallet with 30,000 five-star reviews.
  • Tim explains Ridge Wallet won't be found if you get mugged and brutally beaten on the street.
  • Tim acknowledges spending hours promoting Ridge Wallet and pressures listeners to use promo code tim.
  • Ridge Wallet is the official wallet of Little Saint James in the Virgin Islands, used by Epstein, Maxwell, Dershowitz, Bill Richardson, and Clinton.
  • Tim threatens to kill himself on air if people don't buy the Ridge Wallet.
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Ridge WalletBirch Gold GroupGhislaine MaxwellJeffrey EpsteinBill ClintonDuckTalesBill RichardsonScrooge McDuckAlan Dershowitz

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