rant · moment 17 of 19
Confusing Covid Case Numbers and Fauci's Bad Baseball Throw
from #210 - I Am The Most Successful Podcaster In Los Angeles | The Tim Dillon Show · #210
5 min
Tim rants about the overwhelming and contradictory covid case number reporting, mocks Fauci's poor ceremonial first pitch, and speculates that in a few years we'll learn the real truth about the pandemic's origins.
- Tim stops reading case numbers because they've become absurdly close and personal, claiming 90 million cases reported in his house.
- Fauci throwing wild pitches at baseball games bothers Tim more than his actual job, questioning why he was put on the field.
- The symptom list has expanded so far that a single finger pain could mean death, with millions of cases on ships no one has boarded.
- Tim admits he's given up trying to understand where the virus goes or what the numbers mean anymore.
- Books about the pandemic's origins will eventually explain whether it was Chinese, American, or a joint US-China operation.
- Comparing COVID confusion to the Kennedy assassination: years from now we'll understand what the government knew and didn't tell us.
- Tim jokes about Nicholas Salmon funding a podcast where the Sandman suddenly becomes extremely racist with his newfound wealth.
- Future news headlines about COVID will be so absurd—like finding 19 new strains on a shoe—that people will stop caring entirely.
- Scientists now recommend killing yourself at the first sign of a COVID symptom and having a robot do your job instead.