ad · moment 12 of 25
BlueChew Ad: Remember the Days Your Dick Was Hard
from #209 - Don't Curse Me | The Tim Dillon Show · #209
4 min
SponsorBlueChew
A BlueChew sponsor read that opens with a nostalgic bit about pre-pandemic normalcy before pitching the chewable ED medication, including a fake call from a restaurant and a jingle.
- Tim opens the ad riffing on nostalgia for pre-pandemic normalcy: having a job, family, gathering in public without disease vectors.
- The pitch escalates to pre-riots, pre-war, pre-famine innocence, before asking where are those days when your dick was hard.
- Blue Chew is chewable FDA-approved medication that works twice as fast as pills and ships discreetly to your door.
- Tim argues everyone has erectile dysfunction due to stress, and it's crazy to pretend otherwise.
- Song bit: Tim sings about dick pills made in the USA to the tune of Springsteen's "Born in the USA."
- The song continues with a character story about a brother who struggled with women until he took Blue Chew.
- Mid-ad, Dustin from Ocean Prime calls to verify details about a gift card, and Tim expresses confusion about everyone's brain being eaten.
- Tim delivers the promo code and shipping details, calling it a great opportunity to get a nice hard penis.
- Another song bit: a drunk guy who wanted to have sex instead of fight brings a waitress home but she frowns at his flaccid penis.
- Closing with the website and promo code repeated for the free trial offer.