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Wayfair's Creepy Cabinet Names and the Human Trafficking Conspiracy
from #208 - Let's Have A Party | The Tim Dillon Show · #208
5 min
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Tim breaks down the viral theory that Wayfair was selling overpriced storage cabinets named after missing girls, discusses the Yandex serial number rumor, and jokes about how impossible it is to enjoy a summer drive without stumbling into a trafficking conspiracy.
- Wayfair was just an overpriced Boston-based online retailer when Tim left the desert in 2020.
- Tim discovered halfway through his drive that Wayfair was selling overpriced cabinets named after human trafficking victims, with 72,000 tweets about it.
- Wayfair claims the cabinets are industrial storage, priced at $13,000-$15,000, not placeholders for missing children.
- Cabinet names like 'Samaya' and 'Uresa' match the names of missing girls, which is creepy.
- The high prices and placeholder theory: the cabinets function like name-keychains, building a database of names for direct marketing.
- Wayfair does the same thing with pillows sold for $10,000 next to the names of missing people.
- Serial numbers from the ads supposedly pull up inappropriate images on Yandex, the Russian search engine.
- Tim notes that any random numbers plugged into Yandex apparently lead to pictures of children, undermining the conspiracy claim.
- You can't take a summer drive without falling into a human trafficking conspiracy rabbit hole.
- The cabinets are being removed from Wayfair's store, confirming something suspicious was happening.
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