rant · moment 23 of 24
Trump as the First Woman President Bit
from #206 - Turn Yourselves In | The Tim Dillon Show · #206
2 min
He jokes that Trump is effectively the first female president due to his erratic behavior, and argues comedians should stop moralizing after going to college.
- Tim's take: Trump is the first woman president because she's designed to make him happy.
- Most of what Trump says Tim enjoys, setting aside the Planet of the Apes comment.
- Can't comedians go back to enjoying crazy people instead of going to college and lecturing everyone?
- Tim argues comedians who went to college shouldn't be allowed—except Mulaney—because the new graduates are no good.
- People need to have more fun: enjoy a quesadilla, enjoy the Cheesecake Factory.
- Have fun, drink, drive drunk, cheat on your spouse, and abandon your family because it's time for you.