rant · moment 17 of 24
Irish Suffering and Bad Irish Last Names
from #206 - Turn Yourselves In | The Tim Dillon Show · #206
4 min
Tim jokes that the Irish are the most persecuted people in history, riffing through a list of unfortunate Irish surnames like O'Carroll and Cavanaugh and their supposed doomed fates.
- Tim claims the Irish suffered more than any group in the country and are a damned race.
- Irish surnames like McCarthy carry an expectation that the bearer will be a loser.
- Having the last name O'Sullivan is almost as bad as having been asleep.
- Tim reads through a list of Irish last names and predicts failure for each one, starting with Patty Doyle.
- His friend Bobby O'Carroll's wife set him on fire while he slept because a banshee told her to.
- Brett Kavanaugh won't succeed because of his Irish surname, despite being on the Supreme Court.