rant · moment 9 of 24
Florida Chaos and Long Island COVID Stories
from #206 - Turn Yourselves In | The Tim Dillon Show · #206
2 min
Tim relays stories from a friend about surreal pandemic scenes in Florida, then tells an extended story about "fat Carla," Big Jay's ex-wife, having COVID and bleeding from the mouth outside an urgent care in Long Island.
- Tim's demo might be people overdosing on oxycodone who have blue lips instead of blue checkmarks.
- Some people want to spend time with Tim and get to know him; others just want him to say something and leave immediately.
- An elderly upstairs neighbor spent 50 years in the building and insisted on explaining its 1947 construction and apartment configurations.
- The neighbor questioned why he'd buy a condo for 1.3 million when he already has all the space he needs upstairs.
- Big Jay's ex-wife Carla had coronavirus on Long Island and experienced blood clots in her mouth, spitting blood outside urgent care clinics.
- Carla's daughter cried the first time she could eat Chipotle again after recovering from COVID.