rant · moment 2 of 24
Nuking the Capitol: Out-Woking the Woke
from #206 - Turn Yourselves In | The Tim Dillon Show · #206
3 min
He proposes a strategy of responding to woke demands with absurd overkill, culminating in the bit about nuking Washington DC to solve monument controversies, then pivots into mocking beauty influencers like Jeffree Star and Shane Dawson as untouchable billionaires.
- Tim describes Jenny Slate as having used a 'futuristic weapon' to 'erase a black person' and insists she must go to jail for at least ten years.
- He declares this is not a joke and demands Slate lose her freedom for voicing the mixed-race character Missy on Big Mouth.
- Tim pivots to calling for Big Mouth itself to be canceled and suggests Nick Kroll will have to find work in 'security-related matters.'
- Slate's actual statement is read aloud: she reasoned that Missy was permissible because the character's mother is Jewish and white, but now acknowledges this was an example of white privilege.
- Tim responds to her apology by insisting she still belongs in jail and demanding the show's producers be imprisoned as well.
- He explains he's laughing because he's angry, cycling between the two emotions while emphasizing that Black Lives Matter even on Netflix cartoons.
- Nick Kroll's parents deserve punishment too—Tim suggests an 'underground prison' and tells people to Google to find out what the Krolls do.