Anvil Rings Ad: The Mystical Woodsman Ring Maker

• 1:06:04Tim describes his jewelry business and partnerships, mentioning he recently started selling Anvil Rings.
• 1:06:30The ring maker is a mystical woodsman living in the woods who doesn't believe in global warming or North Korea and is dedicated to his craft.
• 1:07:05Anvil Rings offers materials including meteorite, whiskey barrel, elk and deer antler, Damascus steel, and Valyrian steel from Game of Thrones.
• 1:07:32Tim pitches the rings as handcrafted gifts that nobody will forget, noting over 500 five-star reviews and free sizing kits.
• 1:07:59A guy can give another guy a ring without it implying anything sexual.
• 1:08:32The ring maker sits in a thatched cottage in a mystical Narnia-type world making rings, possibly with Mr. Tumnus the faun.
• 1:09:09Wearing a Damascus steel ring might prevent someone from getting cancelled for saying outdated words like 'oriental' in 2012.
• 1:09:48People will ask where you got the ring and you can tell them a man living in the thick of the woods makes them for mystical creatures.
• 1:10:26The ring maker probably welds rings by moonlight in a canyon in western Colorado, possibly on peyote or mescaline.
• 1:12:00Tim describes the ring maker as a conspiracy theorist and substance abuser who reads about Q-Anon and drinks bleach while drinking moonshine.
• 1:13:24Rings hold their value and can be pawned later, useful if someone's life becomes a horror and they need to sell it to buy computer cleaner to huff.

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