rant · moment 8 of 24
World War 3 Trending and Hypothetical Comedian Scandals
from #205 - Well, LA Was Fun | The Tim Dillon Show · #205
3 min
Tim jokes that D'Elia's scandal trended alongside World War 3 news, then imagines a spiraling scenario where other comedians (Santino, Hinchcliffe, Cumia) commit terrible acts overnight, forcing him to issue statements.
- Tim asks what a hebephile is and jokes about someone attracted to bearded Jewish men who own low-income housing in Williamsburg.
- Ben Shapiro's statement is trending on Twitter at the same time as World War 3.
- Tim imagines flying out of Los Angeles as it gets bombed by China, landing in New York to eat pizza like nothing happened.
- He addresses the controversy tonight but notes everything he said might become irrelevant if bodies are found.
- Hypothetical scenario: if Andrew Santino kills his wife, Tony Hinchcliffe kills a family on the 405, or Whitney bludgeons a dog, Tim would have to make statements about all of it.