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Manscaped Weed Whacker Nose Hair Trimmer Ad

from #204 - Katie Herzog | The Tim Dillon Show · #204

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Tim reads a Manscaped ad for their new nose/ear hair trimmer, riffing on nose hair as a turnoff and inventing a bit about a girlfriend who prefers rough men with nose hair.

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  • Tim introduces the Manscaped Weed Whacker nose and ear hair trimmer as a new product release.
  • The device features skin-safe technology to prevent nicks—Tim objects to the ad copy rhyming "nicks" with cocaine jokes.
  • Weed Whacker specs: 9,000 RPM motor, 360-degree rotary dual blade system, waterproof for shower use.
  • Tim compares the pain of pulling nose hair by hand to nicking your balls with the trimmer.
  • Survey shows 79% of partners find long nose hair a major turnoff; Tim questions who the other 21% are.
  • Tim recalls doing that to a woman once in a crowded Macy's.
  • He endorses the Weed Whacker as genuinely effective, noting it's especially useful for fat people who can't see what they're shaving.
  • Final pitch: 20% off with code TIMWEED at Manscaped.com—"go whack your weeds."
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