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Hydrant Ad, Interrupted by a Rented Bulldog Rampage
from #204 - Katie Herzog | The Tim Dillon Show · #204
7 min
SponsorHydrant
A Hydrant electrolyte-drink sponsor read drifts repeatedly into Tim complaining about a friend's destructive bulldog he's dog-sitting, then spirals into a fake testimonial about a man who beat up cops after drinking Hydrant.
- Tim took his friend's bulldog for two days and the dog turned out to be a literal terrorist, rolling down car windows and tearing everything apart.
- Hydrant electrolyte drink helps avoid coffee and the midday slump by keeping you properly hydrated with sodium, potassium, magnesium, and zinc.
- The formula was developed by an Oxford scientist and is backed by research, with no synthetic colors, stevia, or artificial sweeteners.
- Tim tries Hydrant and says it tastes great and is a total replacement for coffee he doesn't really need anymore.
- Hydrant contains a small amount of natural cane sugar, which is necessary because glucose is essential to activating the body's hydration process.
- The bulldog has destroyed Tim's headphone cable, illustrating what happens when you don't have Hydrant.
- Tim notes that while Hydrant isn't marketed as a hangover cure, hydration is important for getting rid of hangovers, so it could help.
- 75% of Americans spend their days dehydrated, which is where Hydrant comes in as a dissolvable hydration mix launched in 2018.
- Customers can get 25% off their first order by using promo code TIM at hydrant.com/Tim.