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Hydrant Close and Mac Weldon Underwear Pitch
from #204 - Katie Herzog | The Tim Dillon Show · #204
10 min
SponsorHydrant
Tim wraps the increasingly unhinged Hydrant riff with a guest cameo from 'Duncan,' then transitions into a Mac Weldon underwear ad, joking about a failed Starbucks commercial audition where he played an ICE agent.
- Tim pitches Hydrant energy drink, claiming it provides mental clarity and sharpness needed to get nonexistent jobs.
- Drinking Hydrant will make your family and friends love you and let you finally accomplish something in life.
- Duncan describes having a seizure after trying Hydrant for the first time, though he's not sure if it was related.
- Tim claims after drinking Hydrant he beat two female cops with batons for twenty minutes to send a message about hydration.
- In all seriousness, Hydrant is a great way to replace coffee and sugar, and everyone Tim knows is trying it.
- Mac Weldon founders wanted to fix the pain of buying quality basics and engineered their own fabric from scratch.
- Tim describes going to the mall to buy underwear and getting tear-gassed, hit with a brick, and attacked by police horses.
- Mac Weldon's loyalty program offers free shipping after $200 spent and 20% off for a year, plus early access to new products.
- Tim questions Shane Gillis about a Starbucks commercial where he played an ICE agent trying to arrest a taco stand owner.
- Tim urges listeners to get Mac Weldon underwear delivered home rather than leaving the house during the pandemic and civil unrest.