rant · moment 18 of 21
Antifa Theater Kids Take Over the Country
from #203 - Long Island Strong | The Tim Dillon Show · #203
4 min
Tim spins an absurd fantasy of Antifa defeating the U.S. military and running the country with malnourished, acne-prone former theater kids and slam poets as the new security force.
- Tim imagines Antifa taking over the country and describes the scenario: failed comics and slam poets with purple hair would run everything.
- Fox News announces that Antifa has defeated the military and replaced it with a security force of embittered theater kids in their late 30s.
- Instead of the Blue Angels flyover at the Super Bowl, Antifa just runs through, and the country is now run by malnourished kids with black backpacks.
- Tim notes that when offered to remove their masks since they now run everything, the theater kids refuse because they have adult acne.
- Tim claims he doesn't agree with most of what Antifa does but doesn't really care, and defends their right to exist in a country where people should be able to say what they want.
- The same people who want to live in a world without police can't handle the New York Times publishing an op-ed from a senator calling for military intervention.
- Tim argues that Antifa supporters claim they can live without police but can't even handle a Jordan Peterson article, yet believe they can function in total chaos and anarchy.