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JPMorgan Chase and the 'Equality Mortgage'
from #203 - Long Island Strong | The Tim Dillon Show · #203
3 min
Tim riffs on politicians hated by both extremes, mocks 'abolish the police' social worker replacements, and imagines corporations like JPMorgan Chase marketing loans and BLM-branded mortgages off the unrest.
- Bill de Blasio is hated by both extremes on left and right — nobody likes him.
- Tim on the two-sided political hatred: the left calls him a Nazi for not abolishing police, the right calls him a communist for not militarizing streets.
- Social work is just a white woman showing up to tell you how badly you're doing, sitting there with a clipboard judging your life.
- One side wants tanks rolling down the street; the other wants these judgmental social workers — both absolutely insane.
- JPMorgan Chase tweets about building a better world, then describes a brick thrown and caught becoming a house symbolizing racial unity.
- Banks will soon offer the 'Equality mortgage' — a subprime loan designed for inner cities with low rates and balloon payments.
- Corporate America's actual strategy: figure out how to profit off things burning down and civil unrest.