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Anvil Rings Ad and the Looney Tunes Tangent
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13 min
SponsorAnvil Rings
A long sponsored read for Anvil Rings jewelry drifts into an extended, meandering debate about Looney Tunes characters and their rivalries (Tweety, Sylvester, Wile E. Coyote, Pepe Le Pew) before circling back to pitch ring styles and the promo code.
- Tim knows jewelry and pitches Anvil Rings, handmade rings from Colorado made with meteorite, whiskey barrel, moon rock, and other unique materials.
- People out of work still need to commemorate life events with physical gifts, which rings from Anvil Rings provide affordably.
- A cool ring that makes people ask about it—like a craftsman making a table—beats spending thousands on diamonds you can't afford.
- The ACME anvil connection: Tim wonders if Tweety Bird ever dropped an anvil on Sylvester the cat, launching into Looney Tunes history.
- Tweety Bird did diabolical things to Sylvester throughout the series, and the cat probably deserved it.
- The Roadrunner cartoons: the Coyote always tried to kill him with an anvil, but the anvil somehow ended up hitting the Coyote instead.
- Gossamer the big red monster was sweet, a heinous monster who grew to love Bugs Bunny and let him do his nails.
- Tim catalogues other Looney Tunes characters: Yosemite Sam, Pepe LePew the French skunk, Marvin the Martian, and the Tasmanian Devil.
- A Damascus steel or meteorite ring from Anvil Rings costs hundreds, not thousands, and turns you into a real man like someone learning fencing.
- Final pitch: Anvil Rings dot com, promo code Tim, 20 percent off a truly unique ring.
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