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Open It Up Then Burn It Down: The Unity Plan
from #202 - Puppies Rainbows Candy Lamborghinis | The Tim Dillon Show · #202
4 min
Continuing the bit, Tim proposes a compromise between anti-lockdown protesters and rioters: let restaurants reopen, everyone eats a nice meal, and then they burn the place down, complete with a fake menu of unity food.
- Epstein killed himself in jail with cameras on, and none of the criminals' lives will be affected—just a tidy guy who killed himself.
- The rage that builds in people over this is real; Tim threw a McGriddle at someone's face and said 'no justice no peace.'
- If Tim sees a Red Box DVD rental at a 7-Eleven, he's going to torch it—'no justice no peace.'
- Tim has the addresses of people who've wronged him in the business and wants them to wake up and see reality.
- He's an activist offering ideas: go to his parents' house and burn it down, throw things at his aunt Kathleen.
- Tim proposes a unity plan: merge the 'open everything up' crowd with the 'burn everything down' crowd by doing both.
- His solution: open restaurants, get stato nachos, Jack Daniels glazed chicken, brownies, then burn the place down.
- After a salad with breadsticks, ranch, and bacon bits, torch the restaurant; smack the waitress with a fish sandwich.
- Tim claims none of it's his fault but he's part of the problem and part of the solution—'open up and burn down.'