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Dating Apps, Disney Ultimatums, and Fake Deep Bios

from #201 - A Sense Of Time (ft. Ray Kump) | The Tim Dillon Show · #201

4 min

Tim rants about the cringe humor and shallow bios on dating apps, mocking people's cutesy questions, fake dark humor personas, and Trump-hating as a personality trait.

In this bit9 moments
  • Tim on the nightmare of dating apps and how really hot people never need to communicate effectively because their interactions are purely physical.
  • Guy on a dating app makes Disney a deal-breaker for relationships, which Tim identifies as having a Disney ultimatum.
  • Dating profiles that lead with "I don't like Trump" as if that's the entire substance of someone's life.
  • Tim on the stupid meaningless questions dating apps use like "if there was a movie about your life what would it be."
  • Real dating profile answers Tim found: "my favorite thing to do alone is listen to vibey music and chill" and "I speak Spanish fluently."
  • Tim suggests the actual funny answer to "fact about me that surprises people" would be "I killed a woman."
  • Profile claiming "my love language is acts of service" as an example of terrible dating app answers.
  • Someone's personal brand: "dark humor as a defense coping mechanism" — Tim guarantees they have a horrible sense of humor.
  • When asked what they order for the table, everyone answers "mozzarella sticks," which Tim uses to mock unoriginal dating profiles.

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