rant · moment 6 of 20
Wanting a Deranged, Devoted Fanbase Like a Cult
from #201 - A Sense Of Time (ft. Ray Kump) | The Tim Dillon Show · #201
2 min
Tim fantasizes about having an unhinged, obsessive fanbase of psychopaths and self-harmers rather than lukewarm comedy club attendees, escalating into increasingly disturbing scenarios.
- Tim describes the devoted fanbase he deserves: unhealthy followers who stalk him, lose friends over his videos, and threaten violence or suicide tied to his content.
- The ideal fanbase would consist of emo psychopaths on the edge of mass shooting or suicide, instead deciding to consume his content and DM him that he's all that stands between them and a gun in their mouth.
- He rejects lackluster thirty-year-old comedy fans who casually attend his shows, wanting instead hardcore sick people—cutters who are afraid to leave home except for a chance encounter with him in a parking lot.
- Tim wants fans so devoted that they do double-takes at anyone who even looks like him—fat people, lesbians—anyone resembling him causing their pulse to quicken and heart to race.