Caller · moment 19 of 20
The Well-Done Steak Guy Is Having a Baby, and the Forceps Circumcision Story
from #201 - A Sense Of Time (ft. Ray Kump) | The Tim Dillon Show · #201
5 min
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Ray shares that a producer who once cooked him a well-done steak is now expecting a baby, leading into a bizarre personal anecdote about Ray's own circumcision and his mother's church prayer group friend.
- Tim remembers when the well-done steak guy cooked him a steak he should have called out.
- Tim jokes about waiting to see if the baby will be good-looking, maybe with a great dick.
- Tim's mom told him the doctor needed two forceps to circumcise him because of his anatomy.
- A woman in his mom's charismatic prayer group confided that her baby would only stop crying one way.
- The woman said she discovered her baby would stop crying when she put his penis in her mouth.
- Tim explains the woman wasn't getting off on it, but it's definitely rape.
- Tim argues churches need to reopen—these are the prayer groups that make the case for why they should.