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Keeps Hair Loss Ad and Fear of Going Bald
from #201 - A Sense Of Time (ft. Ray Kump) | The Tim Dillon Show · #201
5 min
SponsorKeeps
Tim reads an ad for Keeps hair loss medication, discussing his own fear of balding and a comedian friend who supposedly uses the product.
- Tim identifies going bald as one of his biggest fears.
- His old boss told him to change before you have to—a quote he still uses.
- Tim agrees that most people can't pull off being bald, citing Woody Allen's observation about needing hair to seem virile.
- He mentions knowing a comedian who uses Keeps and is paranoid about hair loss.
- Tim boasts that his own hair is long, luscious, and luxurious.
- At 35, Tim warns that men in their late 20s and 30s start experiencing real hair loss problems.
- Tim argues that even if you don't think you need hair loss treatment, you actually do.
- He pivots to telling the audience to give themselves more and do something about their appearance instead of accepting mediocrity.
- Tim concludes that people shouldn't walk around with patchy hair and bad skin—they should get themselves in tip-top shape.