rant · moment 14 of 22
More Bill Gates Riffing: Nukes at the Moon and Mind Control Chips
from #200 - Knife Fights In Malibu | The Tim Dillon Show · #200
3 min
Tim continues riffing on Bill Gates, joking about him detonating nukes for a 4th of July show and implanting mind-control chips that erase negative thoughts.
- Bill Gates wants to shoot nuclear weapons at the moon for a 4th of July show instead of fireworks.
- Bill doesn't actually want to save the planet—he wants to save your kids' dance studio and the strip mall.
- People on Facebook claim Bill has done more for humanity than anyone who's ever lived.
- Tim describes Gates' plan to implant chips in children that blink when they have negative thoughts and force them to recite love for the country.