rant · moment 7 of 22
Facebook Conspiracy Theorists vs. Hollywood Elite Myths
from #200 - Knife Fights In Malibu | The Tim Dillon Show · #200
3 min
Tim mocks both anti-Bill-Gates conspiracy theorists and QAnon believers, then debunks the idea of glamorous Hollywood elite parties, describing his actual quiet life with Whitney Cummings waiting for a bobcat.
- Tim acknowledges both sides are crazy—conspiracy theorists think everyone in LA is a trillionaire, while he personally believes Bill Gates is the Antichrist and everything traces back to Revelations.
- Most people in the entertainment business aren't living in mansions; they're desperate on the street asking people to buy them dinner in exchange for anything.
- The elite Hollywood parties conspiracy theorists obsess over don't actually exist anymore—Tim's version is him and Whitney Cummings eating Magic Spoon in her backyard waiting to see a bobcat.
- Tim warns against swinging too far the other direction and just sitting at home waiting for Lizzo to tell you what to do.
- Some people made more money during quarantine than they ever had in their lives, and Tim knows guys literally chomping at the bit every time Nancy Pelosi announces another stimulus package.
- Tim doesn't know any genuinely salt-of-the-earth people—he only attracts thieves, goons, and liars into his orbit.