rant · moment 3 of 21
Only Befriending Ten-Million-Dollar Philanthropists
from #199 - Monkey Sex Traffickers | The Tim Dillon Show · #199
4 min
Tim declares he'll now only associate with ultra-wealthy philanthropists and stop cooking or cleaning because of "the economy," framing his laziness and greed as a moral stand during the pandemic.
- Tim has decided to only befriend philanthropists worth at least ten million dollars who give their money to society.
- Being a philanthropist requires an eight-figure bank account, which is why he's choosing his friends based on that criterion.
- He orders food every day instead of cooking because of the corona pandemic and the economy.
- Tim orders unnecessary items like napkins and bottled water to support workers during the pandemic.
- His pandemic strategy is staying home, ordering food, and not spending time with family—different people have different skill sets in fighting the virus.
- He challenges listeners to match his commitment instead of rolling over and cooking like terrorists.
- Tim has never gotten a flu vaccine and has never had the flu, which he doesn't consider peer-reviewed science.
- Some vaccines are good and some are bad, but he doesn't know which ones are which.